Fraud at polls leads to . . .

Red Nightmare!

By Ann Colt .45
Red State Correspondent

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, Wyoming – Propelled to the White House by the fraudulent ballots cast by "community organizers," the homeless, unemployed, disabled, or other "lucky duckies," Mickey Mouse, Harry Potter and the starting offense of the Dallas Cowboys, half-Kenyan closet Muslim B. Hussein Obama ushered in his Socialist Nightmare Tuesday night with a Nuremberg-style rally in Red Square, formerly known as Grant Park.

America, failing to heed the warnings of prescient pro-Americans like Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Joe the Plumber, chose the path of Communist income distribution over patriotic tax cuts for the rich, while at the same time leaving it defenseless against the al-Qaeda hordes sure to swim up the Potmoac River as soon as the U.S. armed forces are pulled out of Iraq in disgrace and defeat.

The Socialist occupation army of Barack Hussein Obama prepares to march from Chicago to Washington

Only a few islands of hope stood out in the Red Sea, including the states most victimized by Northern aggression and racial agitators, which loyally supported the Republican ticket, brave outspoken patriots like fearless interviewer of anti- Semites Sean Hannity and an arguably clean and sober Rush Limbaugh, and Alaska, home of real Americans unafraid to dedicate their teenage children to the task of repopulating this country with their seed. 

There was also a glimmer of hope from the workers' paradise of California, which chose to defend the institution of marriage against a tidal wave of deviated preverts seeking to move next door to your children and teach them about their depraved acts.

Yet the forces of freedom were forced to retreat to their last bastions, including Wyoming, Alaska, Idaho, and Joe Lieberman's underground shelter cum mikveh from which they can sally forth to attack Commissar Obama and his apparatchiks.

America's new dictator, according to reliable sources such as NewsMax, The Sludge Report and Schlox News, is already planning to subvert the foundations of American democracy with his initial appointments. According to these highly-reliable sources, Obama is expecting to name terrorist Bill Ayres as Secretary of Homeland Security and Rev. Jeremish Wright Director of Redistribution.

In this newly-created position, Rev. Wright is expected to confiscate the wealth of true Americans like George Bush and Dick Cheney and hand it out to welfare mothers and drug pushers.  His initial decree is expected to grab Sarah Palin's $150,000 wardrobe and hand it out to baby mamas and streetwalkers.

With America's entrepreneurial spirit fatally degraded by Wright's depradations, Obama expects to have no difficulty reducing Americans who once proudly drove their three-ton 400 hp SUV's to subservient drones forced to take "mass" transit to their Government jobs.

To defend themselves against the Red Plague, millions of patriotic Americans are flocking to gun stores, thanks to Bush's pro-American Supreme Court.  Pardoned criminal Oliver North recommends that each household's gun closet include at a minimum:

1. a double-barrelled shotgun to drive away intruders, supply food following the economic collapse, and pepper annoying lawyers with birdshot;
2. an Uzi or other light automatic weapon to hold off attacking squads of ACORN "community organizers;"
3. a mortar to drive away armed IRS agents seeking to enforce the confiscatory tax policies of the Obama Regime; and, last but not least,
4. a Stinger or comparable shoulder-fired guided anti-aircraft missile perfect for shooting down UN black helicopters.

Looking beyond the impoverishment and enslavement of Americans at home to just across the border to Russia and those other countries we don't like, the prospects are if anything even bleaker.

With victory just 140,000 years [Surely, troops? – Ed.] away in Iraq, Obama plans to subvert the greatest General since MacArthur by arranging to surrender Iraq to al-Qaeda terrorists working hand on trigger [Surely, in glove? – Ed.] with Iranian extremists.

After appointing coward John Kerry as Secretary of State, Hussein Obama is expected to fall on his knees, begging Ahmedinijad, Kim Jong Il, Putin, Castro, and Osama bin Laden to be nice to us. Fortunately, the real Americans in Jerusalem are expected to frustrate this craven submission by manly dropping bombs on suspected buried Iranian nuclear installations that are down there somewhere.

In a stirring act of resistance, Alaska Gov. Sarah "Grandma" Palin has invited all real Americans to join her at her compound in Wasilla to create a national redoubt of resistance to the Red Tide. "We've got all the moose you can kill and plenty of land, but you'd better stop at Nordstrom's first and pick up some warm clothes 'cause it's about 10 below from now until May. And while you're there, could you pick up some new duds for Todd and me 'cause we had to give the old – [That's enough Ann Colt .45 – Ed.]

Additional reporting and research was provided by Jerome Corsi, John Bolton, Lawrence Kudlow,  and Sean Hannity.