The Massachusetts SpyVolume CCXL, Number 291 June 3, 2010

From our Archives

Editors' Note: Apparently it was the worst act of piracy since we cleaned out the Barbary Coast two hundred years ago, at least if you listen to the descendants of the Barbary Pirates (or Helen Thomas).  We sent our flock of summer interns into the archives to see if they could unearth any prior examples of aggressive Western powers throwing their weight around on the high seas. They came back with this. 

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As German children suffer

Aid flotilla set to run
British naval blockade 

British Vow to Stop Food, Medicine Deliveries
   To German Children, Cite Rights of Belligerents 

Will British tars cause blood to flow?

Supporters of the American-Irish effort to bring humanitarian supplies through the British blockade warn that any attempt to stop the ship by force would reveal just how savage the English are.


On the Radio:

BBC, Deutsche Rundfunk shortwave broadcasts set
out competing views 

The exciting developments on the European war fronts are generating much interesting listening for those who follow overseas transmissions. 

At 15,500 kilocycles on the 19-meter band, the British Broadcasting Corporation provided its version of the British plan to stop the Ford-financed blockade runners, while broadcasts from the Deutsche Rundfunk on the 22-meter band and Radio Eirann, transmitting on 600 kilocycles via its medium-wave relay located in Boston City Hall, provided gripping coverage of the blockade-runners' plans.

According to the Rundfunk's hilarious Lord Haw-Haw, the British plan was another step in "England's futile and self-defeating plan to strangle the Third Reich by intercepting shipments of chocolates and medicine."

"It's this kind of gratuitous cruelty that has led the entire civilized world to abandon the British Empire to its melancholy fate," he said in his Sunday night broadcast.

For a contrasting view, listeners had only to turn the dial to the British Broadcasting Company's channel for foreign listeners, known as the Wog Service.

BBC presenter David Wanckerly told listeners that Britain was doing no more than exercising the traditional rights of a belligerent power.

Wanckerly said that the blockade- runners were not humanitarians, but rather were "a dubious collection of Nazi sympathizers, admitted terrorists, and crackpot industrialists motivated by a perverse love of the Hitler Regime."

Later, the BBC aired a broadcast by Admiralty spokesman Admiral Peter Aessdt. Admiral Aessdt stated that if necessary the "Royal Navy would administer the necessary thrashing and then get on with the business of sticking it into [Surely, to? – Ed.] the Hun."

Yet another perspective was offered by a program on Radio Eirann, the radio voice of the Irish Free State, called "A Nip of Eire."

Presenter Philip McGuinness told the radio audience that the effort to supply German children with the necessities of life was "the next chapter in the glorious tradition of resistance to English tyranny.  Now get me another Bushmill's like a good lad."

Closer to home, the networks chose to emphasize not the gloomy war news from overseas but a forthcoming battle of radio comedies. The Blue Network, heard locally on WMS, the 50,000-watt broadcasting service of The Massachusetts Spy, said that it would introduce a new show intended to compete with the popular Adventures of Amos 'n Andy which is broadcast by CBS.

The new show would also feature the humorous adventures of a group of Negro men and will be heard Sunday nights at 8 p.m. Eastern Time. The new comedy will be called, sensibly enough, Those Funny, Lazy, Shiftless Colored Say the Darnedest (continued on page 5) 



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LONDON, England – Despite a ever-louder chorus of criticism on two continents, Britain's embattled government showed no sign of backing down from its threat to intercept and detain a convoy forming in Dublin to bring desperately needed food, medicine and other supplies to German children.

The Admiralty confirmed today that a powerful flotilla of Royal Navy vessels had taken up station in international waters just outside of the territorial sea of the neutral Irish Free State with orders to enforce the continuing British naval blockade of Germany and its occupied territories.

Notwithstanding wartime censorship, the Admiralty confirmed that two Royal Navy battleships – HMS Bilious and HMS Vainglorious – joined by the light cruisers HMS Costive and HMS Catarrh were ready to intercept the Irish convoy by force if necessary.  Royal Navy sources have let it be known that over 100 specially-trained Royal Marine commandos are aboard the warships, ready to board any vessel that seeks to break the British naval blockade.

Informed sources in Whitehall say that there is no doubt that the Royal Navy will use whatever force is necessary to make sure the cargo of contraband does not reach a German-controlled port.

The threat to stop the aid convoy evoked loud protests from the convoy's sponsors, a variegated group of peace activists and humanitarians including U.S. industrialist Henry Ford, radio prelate Father Charles Coughlin, and the Irish Free State's Taoiseach, Eamonn de Valera.

De Valera castigated the British for contributing to what he called the "agony of Germany's starving innocent children" who lack "adequate food and access to life-saving medications." The long-time adversary of British power noted that the young aid recipients included those driven from their homes by "RAF terror bombing, which like the blockade is a flagrant violation of international law."

Father Coughlin issued a statement calling on President Roosevelt to drop his "blatant blind support of British aggression" and force the English to lift the blockade of Nazi Germany, which he noted was "the democratically elected government of Germany."

The plight of German children cut off from vital drugs and foodstuffs by the British blockade has attracted worldwide attention, with influential opinion leaders such as former Ambassador Joseph P. Kennedy and Charles Lindbergh threatening to join in the effort to break the blockade, which Lindbergh condemned as "collective punishment" of "innocent German women and children." He called for an impartial inquiry into Britain's conduct of its blockade.

Despite the worldwide outcry, British Government Ministers have forcefully repeated their promise to enforce the blockade with the full might of the Royal Navy and the RAF.

"Britain is fighting for her life against a foe which has shown no regard for principles of civilized warfare," said Eighth Sea Lord Ernest Bevin.

"It is a sad fact of war that civilians of a belligerent nation may suffer due to lawful actions such as blockades, but such suffering pales in comparison to the losses suffered by the victims of Nazi aggression," Bevin said.

The British claim to be un- concerned about the newsreel crew said to be aboard the steamer Roger Casement, the flagship of the aid flotilla. "We will not be deterred by some bloody Irishman with a cinema camera.  If they want an affray, then an affray they shall have," said Deputy War Minister Neville Henderson.  

The convoy's organizers vow that although they will not bring firearms on board the ships, they will resist any British use of force with shillelaghs and beer bottles. "We will sacrifice our lives to resist the aggression of the Hanoverian entity," Coughlin said. 

Privately, the organizers expect that any effort by the British to attack unarmed vessels on the high seas will embarrass and possibly bring down the Churchill Government and poison relations with Britain's greatest ally, the United States.

"If civilian blood is shed due to the actions of the British pirates, England will become a pariah state," Father Coughlin explained.

Asked if he feared for his own life, the radio priest said that he had no choice but to risk his life to protect innocent German children.  "If we do not provide food and medicine to the suffering youth of Germany, the result could be a holocaust, " he warned.



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Levi Johnston says he has a lot in common with Jon Gosselin.

"He's a good guy," Johnston told PEOPLE at Wednesday's sex-oriented Fleshbot Awards in New York City. "He's kind of in the same situation I am right now. He's a good dad and he gets a lot of bad press. He's getting the same bad image as I am and it ain't true. I can relate to that."

Johnston, 19, who met Gosselin in New York on Nov. 8, even received some parenting tips from the dad of eight, which might come in handy if the Alaskan wins his suit to gain joint custody of his child with Bristol Palin.

"He was very positive and gave some good advice that I'm going to take," Johnston said. "He told me kids are number one and do anything you can for them."

Johnston says if he were granted joint custody, he'd create a healthy and normal home environment for his son, Tripp.

"He'll be living a good life on both Bristol's and on my side. No problem with that," Johnston said. "We're both doing real well. He's going to be okay. I don't do all this stuff for free. I've been making money, so I can handle it and pay for all the costs of having my son. There's nothing to worry about. I've taken care of my responsibilities."

 . . . .

One of the ways he's making money is posing nude for Playgirl, which he was going to do the day after his interview. Johnston was calm and had no reservations about showing off his body with less than 24 hours to go.

"I'm excited for it. I've been working hard [Don't even think about it – Ed.] getting ready for it and I'm just as excited to get it over with," he said. "I'm just going to show up and do my thing. It's tomorrow and I'm going to go out there and have fun."

He added, "People won't be disappointed. It will be tasteful."

Johnston said he has no plans to attend college [Who saw that one coming?  – Ed.].  Instead he will pursue more modeling gigs and a career in acting. 

. . . .

But he realized that some have criticized him for his apparent quest for fame.

"I'm a good guy and not looking only for fame and attention," he said. "I've been getting a bad image with the press and ain't looking to cause trouble. I'm a good guy and a good dad."

 – Originally posted Thursday November 12, 2009  on people.com